Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest sitting beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must

warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will

question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the

priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have

anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist,

I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so

asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to

be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

Good one!!

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

Whoa! Good Call Father!

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

haha good one! made me laugh

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

ha ha nice! doesn't sound like the typical priest! funny!

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

no, they are to nuts for me

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

That was awesome! Very funny joke!

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

hahahahahahaha I say that I doubt it.

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

no, i have never known a priest, and from all the publicity about them, dont want to....ever seen "the magdalene sisters"? wow, what a powerful documentary and movie!

Have you ever asked a priest for a favor?

A lady goes into confession and tells the Priest "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have seen a man's willy"

The Father replied "You have sinned a great sin, go say ten Our Fathers, and go wash your eyes out in the Holy water and all will be forgiven."

Next lady goes in and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have touched a man's willy."

The father replied "You have sinned a great sin, go say twenty Our Fathers, and go wash your hands in the Holy water and all will be forgiven."

A few minute pass and another priest walks into the confessional.

Next thing you know he is over at the Holy water saying "Move over sisters I have to gargle."