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A distinguised young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course, What may I do for you?"

"Well I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?"..... Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you - I will not lie."

"With your honest face Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead Father!!!" Next!"

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Well, you cant accuse him of lying :)

Vannessa Feltz got stopped at customs last week.

She was found to have fourty pounds of crack in her her kn*ckers. :)

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PMLOL, that was a cracker!

Well done!

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LOL i get it he means the hair remover and the guy think its his private

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lol.

I asked the catholic chaplain of my old regiment what he was giving up for lent after a heavy night in the bar a few years ago. He answered 'Oriental women'.

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Actually, that's pretty funny...kind of dirty without actually being dirty.

The type of joke you could tell your mom. Or even a priest!

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Ha Ha! Good one!

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that there's funny i dont care who ya r

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WOOOOOW ummmm ya ok