JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her,"Father,may I ask a favor?" "Of course.What may I do for u?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened %26amp; well over the Customs limits,%26amp; I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.Is there any way you could carry it thru Customs for me?Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you,dear,but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face,Father,no one will question you."

When they got to Customs,she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked,"Father,do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist,I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange,so asked,"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,to date,unused."

Roaring with laughter,the official said"Go right ahead father,NEXT"

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

thats a good one! ive never heard that before! 100000000/100000000!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

fvcking fvnny

...I thought he'd add: to do a good blow=job

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

what do you want me to answer. whats the question?

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

love it. lmao

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Good one!

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JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Very good!! I am so ugly that on Halloween my father suggested I put underwear over my head and go out as an a**.

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Yeah... actually the woman changed the hair dryer to a dildo on the last minute.

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Lol thats punny=)

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahhah...

that's funny

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

ehh, it was okay.

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

how far from truth was the official...good trick

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

LMAO!!! thats so funny!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Hey great one , high five..

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

roflmao wow thats pretty good 8.75/10

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Oh My God! That was like really very, very funny...I just loved it. Made me roar with laughter, mew with happiness and purr with delight!!!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

That was the best.

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

??????? i did rate it 7.5

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

well.. what can i say... he didnt lie, did he? LOL!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

Priest on the move . . . move with him , ,

then lie with him . . then ask, how often does

he says he doesn't lie.. .then SMILE

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JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

LOL. I love this one! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

A definate 10!!!!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

nice i like the priest

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

dat was fuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

good joke!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

dang that was SO funny. where did you get this from? did you make it up yourself? PURE GENIUS...... :)

**sWEEtNe$S**

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

That was funny!!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

absolutely Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

LOL, 2 thumbs up! The priest got some good quick thinking!

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

________"wonderful"_________

JOKE - A priest, a women and a hairdryer?

thats so funny - thanks for making me laugh