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Dear Dogs,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by Schumacher and is not a racetrack Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, growl, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit %26amp; Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3. Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6.Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fas hions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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Whoo Hoo love it,

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amen

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r u asking question or explaining the summary

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Wow, you put alot of thought in to that one.

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Tottaly!

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brilliant!absolutely love it.

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Brilliant, I will print this off for my dog right now

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i agree if you don't mind id like to put it into cross stitch and sell it to raise money for animal charities thank you

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Now i've forgotten the question! Wait ..... scroll......scroll......

aha there it is, wait.........scroll........scroll , er YES!

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lol, this was posted at the shelter where i work.. it's perfect, and funny!

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Yes.

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Im too intoxicated to read all of that, but sure ok sounds good

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HAHA, I love the "you can sell their children" part, very funny to read!!

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That had me laughing so hard, thank you for posting Hun, here have a star. Love it x

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That is so true, it sounds just like my adopted dog, Tasha. THANK YOU SO MUCH%26gt;

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OOh!!! How true!!!!!! bedtime with two alaskan malumutes!!! that's fun!!!! I used to think the cat hogged more than her share.

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this is really funny and i think if dogs could read they would like it and i would give it to my dog to read straight away.

LOL!!!!

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Stated beautifully. - here's some more

1. Picking the poop up in the yard - Disgusting

2. Your foot in my back in bed - Uncomfortable

3.Letting you out whenever you ask - Annoying

4. Buying special food because of your allergies - Expensive

5.The look of endless love in your beautiful brown eyes

PRICELESS

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you forgot snuffling the gap under the closed door!great diatribe!

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Sooooo true and VERY funny. I will have to get my dog to read it, (YES, she can read)

Hope you have a lovely day for making me laugh so much Oh!!! and have 10 stars I truly wish I could give them to you

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I know my dog is my best Friend. he never lets me down like people. and is always ready to comfort me and ask very little in return.he is very much my family

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Hehe - this is so funny!!

Don't forget they make great vacuum cleaners!!

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AMEN!!!!

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit %26amp; Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

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Oh my God! I have a king size bed. And 4 very tiny dogs, and no two legged bed partner, and yes they take up the whole bed! I have never figured that one out. Also if you don't like dogs, by all means you are more than welcome to stay away from my house! Thanks for the grin!

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loved that last number!! hehe, but that's beside the point!! i totally agree with yah!!

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That's pretty funny. I can especially relate to the dogs in the bed part because I sleep with a pit bull and a black lab/doberman mix at night.

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Yup!

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absolutely 100%. (and they're always happy to see you when you come home,without there being a financial reason behind it)

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very good...and very entertaining.

I just have one question.....when were you at my house observing my dogs???

thanks for the laugh this morning.

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i agree with it

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have another star.

i enjoyed this alot.