A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
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Honey ..that is a great joke .. Thank you.. made my
morning 6:28 AM EDST USA better than a cup? of good cheer ..Ha Ha Ha..
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Somebody told me I have to keep an eye on you.. Report It
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Funneee.........loved it.............God Bless Him....heheheheh
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thats not funny
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thats a good one....
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hahahahahaa........................
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Cool.i liked that one
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love it!! lol!
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Very clever.
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what a crack up, lmao
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didnt split my sides but did raise a small smile
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Funny....
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not much funny
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Funny.!!!
8/10.!!!
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ha ha! v funny
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That was soooo funny!!!
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cool
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good one
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Very very funny lol lol
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LOL%26gt; Brilliant, i love it. x
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the priest should be more careful in describing something.
the custom officer might be imagine something else
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