Go Ahead Father?

A distinguished woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead Father

Go Ahead Father?

lol thats cute you know like a "d"

Go Ahead Father?

I absolutely love it.

I'll share it with my friends!

Thank you thank you

Go Ahead Father?

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Go Ahead Father?

really gud.

Go Ahead Father?

too funny :D

Go Ahead Father?

Hahahaha, very funny! Thanks for sharing xx

Go Ahead Father?

lmao

Go Ahead Father?

now THAT'S a good one

Go Ahead Father?

That was wonderful.... I'll probably ask that kind of help from my priest also let me what he says

Hope he doesn't kick me off from the Church hahahahah !!!!!!!:)

Go Ahead Father?

LOL.........the question is did he really lie ? LOL.

It's a Classic. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh.

:) What do you have to declare?

A distinguised young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course, What may I do for you?"

"Well I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?"..... Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you - I will not lie."

"With your honest face Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead Father!!!" Next!"

:) What do you have to declare?

Well, you cant accuse him of lying :)

Vannessa Feltz got stopped at customs last week.

She was found to have fourty pounds of crack in her her kn*ckers. :)

x

:) What do you have to declare?

PMLOL, that was a cracker!

Well done!

:) What do you have to declare?

LOL i get it he means the hair remover and the guy think its his private

:) What do you have to declare?

lol.

I asked the catholic chaplain of my old regiment what he was giving up for lent after a heavy night in the bar a few years ago. He answered 'Oriental women'.

:) What do you have to declare?

Actually, that's pretty funny...kind of dirty without actually being dirty.

The type of joke you could tell your mom. Or even a priest!

:) What do you have to declare?

Ha Ha! Good one!

:) What do you have to declare?

that there's funny i dont care who ya r

:) What do you have to declare?

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Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

I don't like how my hair smells after I blow dry it and straighten it and I want something I can use afterward

Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

Look up a company called Mark on the web. The address is www.meetmark.com. They used to carry some hair spritz products.

Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

I haven't heard of any, but I did read that Vera Wang always sprays her perfume in her hair :)

Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

well u can buy some hair leave in conditioners that are sented any kind of sents u like try using the leave in conditioners from pantine or head and shoulders they smell really good.

Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

no not thst i know of but most people just use regular fragances

Are there any fragrance sprays designed just for your hair?

i dont think so but you can use shampoo and conditioner that smells really good and use hairspray that smells good, CHI oil smells really good too and makes your hair shiny too!! your hair also picks up the scent of your house so use air fresheners that smell really good , put dryer sheets n your pillows too!! good luck!!! :)

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

Okay my first question: I straighten my hair almost every day. I just want to ask if anyone knows how i can cut my time in half. It takes me about 1 hour to straighten mi hair and i use two products-Design Line get it pressed flat iron spray thats supposed to help straighten my hair and also e.texturelin hot style ironing cream to protect my hair from the heat. I also have that shampoo in a pink bottle that is for straight hair.. yeha. so any ideas to make it take way less time or at least a little less time? THANKXX!!

Mii second questione is: What exactly does putting raw eggs in your hair help it by. Like what does it do to your hair? Also how do you do it? how long do you keep it in for? Thanksss soo much!!

Hope ii made it easy enough for you

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

Raw eggs make your hair soft and smooth. You put the raw egg and hair oil on your head and leave it on for an hour and then wash it off, but you should'nt be doing it often or it will dry your hair.

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

buy a good straightner the ones they sell in the salon work good alittle expensive but they work great!

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

To really save time pls go for a rebonding done/straight iron perm in that case u will save $ %26amp; time.

Usually raw egg is use with henna...

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

Well I can answer the second question...I think:)

My sister used to put egg whites(not the whole egg) in her hair to make it curl. She would get some on her hand, then scrunch up a piece of hair with it, and spray it. This gives you kind of a natural curly look.

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

Make your hair into an omelet. It cuts down on split ends.

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

u could try.......i dont no i dont have this problem my hair is natrually straight!! good lik tho!!!!

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

* Haircare -- natural homemade tips to protein(egg) treatment

http://beegee.wordpress.com/2007/05/03/8...

I have 2 questions, one about hair straightening and the other about eggs!?

trim your eggs and cook your hair

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

Hello, all. :] I used to straighten my hair because I hated my natural curls, but I recently have decided to embrace them. My hair is not dry at all, but I know that curly hair usually is. I would like to prevent it from drying out, keep it clean, shiny, and frizz free if it's possible.

Do you have an suggestions? If you do, please put the name of the product, where it can be purchased, and any additional information if you feel that it's necessary. Thank you VERY much in advance! :D

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

Use products without cones first off because cones coat the hair and weigh it down. You will have bouncier healthier curls for this. As for conditioners, try jessicurl.com. She has good tips for taking care of curls as well. You may want to also try oiling.....you mist your hair and then run coconut oil through it. It helps to condition your hair throughout the night, and it rinses out easily in the morning.

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

herbel eccenses i use it and it is so good

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

Head %26amp; Shoulders is pretty good says my pops. I use Sauve but it isn't especially for Curly Hair.

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

Aussie has some out that is absolutle amazing. It smells wonderful. Pantine has one out, but I haven't tried it yet. Pantine is a reliable brand though.

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

www.ouidad.com the absolute best thing for curly hair. in my opinion

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

pantine !!!!!!

Know of any good shampoos and conditioners designed specifically for curly hair?

try crazy curl shampoo and conditioner by alagio it is so amazing and it has actually won some awards you can get it really cheap at salonsavings.com

Using hair lotion to protect from straightening iron heat.?

Will using a hair lotion (Pink Lotion) before staightening my hair with a straightening iron be ok for protecting it? I.E, prevent it from burning? This lotion isn't specifically designed for use with a straightening iron...its kinda of oily...but it says that its "a light protective hair lotion and conditioner that is designed to protect, condition, and and moisturize hair".

I don't know if I can find a straigtening serum since I live in Grenada and they have nothing here.

Do you think sticking with the pink lotion before straightening my hair will keep it from becoming damaged? I straigthen my hair once a week. Thanks

Using hair lotion to protect from straightening iron heat.?

well, if its not designed for heat protection then it probably isnt protecting it

try l'oreal hot straight, its designed for heat protection when using your flat iron plus it smells really good :]

Using hair lotion to protect from straightening iron heat.?

It might help, but straigtening hair damages it no matter what. Use a really good conditioner that repairs damage - ask a hair stylist to recommend one.

Whats a good haircut design for shortish hair?

my hairs not too short then agen its not to long just in between sumat outstanding and wild n kwl or wat eva like short dreadlocks.

Whats a good haircut design for shortish hair?

The skinhead. Never out of fashion.

Whats a good haircut design for shortish hair?

Short back an earoles

Whats a good haircut design for shortish hair?

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