A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it through Customsfor me? Under your robes perhaps?""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.
"When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.
"The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."Next."
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Could be a true story!! lol 閳?br>Hairdryer........................
um ok
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very clever, lol.
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LOL! 10/10
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lol nice one
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like it next please.
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I am roaring with the official!!!!hahaha (tear)
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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hahahaha....pmsl
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very good,,,
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hahahaha!!
good one Jim!!
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Ha ha good one. lol!!
:-)))
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Ah, hahahahaha! That is hilarious! I love your jokes!
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sooooooo funny giggle. """""2
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Hahahahahahaaaaa....brilliant...loved it...lol
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